i can't believe i had my finger in that
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do herpes really smell.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
