Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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