Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I love black thongs
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Randomize
