Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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