I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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