I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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