I want to stick my p in your. b.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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