Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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