VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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