I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Randomize
