she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sex in the backyard? Check.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
