what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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