Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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