I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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