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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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