So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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