Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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