and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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