Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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