you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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