look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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