so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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