I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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