i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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