i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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