I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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