I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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