question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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