That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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