I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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