Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
