I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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