I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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