id be glad to
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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