They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He better not be in your backpack
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
