Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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