sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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