I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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