I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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