quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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