just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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