Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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