But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
