Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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