Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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