Whod you bang
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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