WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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