Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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