Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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