Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I forget how to act sober
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