People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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